How the Average Joe Separates "Good" Art from "Bad"

The average people on the street may not know art, but they know what they like! This is how I believe they perceive things...

Michelangelo (above): Good or Bad?
Bad!! Such unspeakable profanity he portrays! Besides, he can draw better than me!


Picasso (above): Good or Bad?
Bad!! He can't draw better than I can, which is a plus, but I can't understand it, which makes it subversive, which is bad.


Drew Friedman (above): Good or Bad?
Bad!! His caricatures look too much like the person. He must use computers or somethin'.


Jim Davis (above): Good or Bad?
Good! That crazy cat and his shenanigans crack me up every day! Lookit how he ruined that freak's eggs! HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!


Jack Davis (above): Good or Bad?
Bad!! His name sounds like the guy who does Garfield, but he's southern, and I don't like folk art.


Tom Wilson (above): Good or Bad?
Good! He can draw about as good as I can, and the jokes aren't too hard for me to understand! Look... the duck knows all the best spots! HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!


Robert Williams (above): Good or Bad?
Bad!! Too much is going on. It makes my head hurt.


Milt Gross (above): Good or Bad?
Bad!! This is just pathetic! My kid can draw better than that! Gimme back Ziggy.


Matt Groening (above): Good or Bad?
Good! He did The Simpsons.

Footnote to the perplexed: This obviously does not represent any of my opinions. It represents those of someone whose personality is the complete opposite of mine. Thankyew.